I was having a fun conversation today by e-mail with a good friend about marriage and cliches about wives and told him mine didn’t fit any of the cliches. He joked back that maybe I should get a different one. I so enjoyed writing my answer to him I’ll go ahead and post it here:
“I’m happy with the functionality of wife v1.7.5.
Runs stably with a true absence of glitches.
Occasionally slows down on AdWare but remains secure.
Absolutely immune to intrusion attempts by other users. Never been hacked.
Occasional crash reports result in daily bug fixes and updates are readily available.
REALLY nice interface and has a number of changeable and very colorful skin choices available.
Very intuitive navigation with an accessible Help file, On or Offline.
Her code is simple & compact, with far fewer lines than found commercially in other programs.
An upgrade to wife 2.0 would be immensely costly and no software currently available could even
compare, lacking all of these features. Besides – I got the Lifetime Warranty !”
Another Day in the Studio 